Tumblelog de Mauro, individuo bípedo, omnívoro y culé.Tumblr (3.0; @gallowspole)http://gallowspole.tumblr.com/<img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kunmta2HL21qzrfwao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>Stan:</b> “I’m a better christian than anyone in there. I’m the one who drives by hebrew schools baptizing kids with a Super Soaker filled with garlic water.”</p> <p><b>American Dad! 5.09 - “Raptures Delight”</b></p>http://gallowspole.tumblr.com/post/286339463http://gallowspole.tumblr.com/post/286339463Wed, 16 Dec 2009 19:16:08 +0100american dad<img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kunmqc7j1v1qzrfwao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>Roger:</b> “I love your religion. For the crazy! Virgin birth, water in the wine… it’s, it’s like Harry Potter but it causes genocide and bad folk music.”</p> <p><b>American Dad! 5.09 - “Raptures Delight”</b></p>http://gallowspole.tumblr.com/post/284909153http://gallowspole.tumblr.com/post/284909153Tue, 15 Dec 2009 19:15:56 +0100american dad<img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kunmd3BWfa1qzrfwao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>Michael:</b> “I’d like to make a wish.”</p> <p><b>Santa Phyllis:</b> “What?”</p> <p><b>Michael:</b> “I would like an X-Box and a TV that’s compatible with an X-Box.”</p> <p><b>The Office 6.12 - “Secret Santa”</b></p>http://gallowspole.tumblr.com/post/283426072http://gallowspole.tumblr.com/post/283426072Mon, 14 Dec 2009 19:07:51 +0100the office<img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krkg2xnMSa1qz5mt0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://fluzo.tumblr.com/post/283009225/batmanyearone">fluzo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>Batman Year One.</b> Visto en el tumblr de <a href="http://juliasegal.tumblr.com/post/282926530/theblast-sarazorel-via-bobloblawslawblog-im">Julia Segal</a>.</p> </blockquote> <p>xD</p>http://gallowspole.tumblr.com/post/283026715http://gallowspole.tumblr.com/post/283026715Mon, 14 Dec 2009 11:03:00 +0100<img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuhcjr2sUA1qzhqtqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://girlieshow.tumblr.com/post/278747080/lizs-first-attempt-for-her-zero-dollars-present">girlieshow</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote></blockquote> <p>Liz’s first attempt for her Zero Dollars present to Jack:</p> <p><b>Liz</b>: <i>Du du dudu du<br/>My friend is Jack<br/>If you like his neck tie<br/>Path him on the back—</i></p> <p><i>30 Rock</i> 4.08 - “Secret Santa”</p> </blockquote> <p>Liz Lemon versionando “Anyone else but you” de <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N3BjVMWziE">The Moldy Peaches</a>, más conocida como <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBDbUVXXp-U">la canción del final de Juno</a>.</p>http://gallowspole.tumblr.com/post/282964606http://gallowspole.tumblr.com/post/282964606Mon, 14 Dec 2009 09:34:03 +010030 rock<img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kue8bnxWVK1qzmvhdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://earsopenfortheboat.tumblr.com/post/276927223/via-girlieshow">earsopenfortheboat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(via <a href="http://girlieshow.tumblr.com/">girlieshow</a>)</p> </blockquote> <p>Rock & Roll, nerds!</p>http://gallowspole.tumblr.com/post/282955388http://gallowspole.tumblr.com/post/282955388Mon, 14 Dec 2009 09:21:42 +010030 rocktina fey<img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kumbgwDnoo1qzaz00o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://itsalwayssunny.tumblr.com/post/282443906/flipadelphia-shirts-are-now-available-in-the-sunny">itsalwayssunny</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Flipadelphia shirts <a href="http://foxshop.seenon.com/detail.php?p=111109&v=fx_shows_its-always-sunny-in-philadelphia">are now available</a> in the Sunny store!</p> </blockquote> <p>Flip, Flip, Flipadelphia!</p>http://gallowspole.tumblr.com/post/282464257http://gallowspole.tumblr.com/post/282464257Mon, 14 Dec 2009 02:30:37 +0100<img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kulxrtVAqK1qzrfwao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>Seth Meyers: </b>“During the Kennedy Center Honors, President Obama presented an award to Bruce Springsteen saying “I’m the President but he’s the Boss”, at which point Springsteen ordered our troops out of Afganistan.”</p> <p><b>SNL</b> (s35e09)</p>http://gallowspole.tumblr.com/post/282064943http://gallowspole.tumblr.com/post/282064943Sun, 13 Dec 2009 21:19:04 +0100SNLweekend update<img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuli1xihSp1qzrfwao1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuli1xihSp1qzrfwao2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuli1xihSp1qzrfwao3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><b>Annie:</b> “This is really important to me, Abed. Could you please go as my friend? My really good friend.”</p> <p><b>Abed:</b> “Well, I didn’t realize we were really good friends. I figured we were more like Chandler and Phoebe. They never really have stories together. Sure, I’ll do it, Chandler.”</p> <p><b>Annie:</b> “Thank you!”</p> <p><b>Community</b> (s01e04)</p>http://gallowspole.tumblr.com/post/281707605http://gallowspole.tumblr.com/post/281707605Sun, 13 Dec 2009 15:39:33 +0100community<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Q-iW0zL2LI0&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Q-iW0zL2LI0&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Nice.</p>http://gallowspole.tumblr.com/post/280473218http://gallowspole.tumblr.com/post/280473218Sat, 12 Dec 2009 18:56:11 +0100<p><b>Buenafuente:</b> “Derechos de autor, otra duda. Cuando sale Belén Esteban en televisión…”</p> <p><b>Público:</b> “BUUUUU!”</p> <p><b>Buenafuente:</b> “Sí, sí, no disimulen que la ven. Sí, uuuh, y luego tiene una audiencia del copón. ¿Su cirujano cobra derechos de autor? Porque esa cara se la ha inventado él.”</p> <p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INsKSZ82MLw">BFN, programa 693</a></p>http://gallowspole.tumblr.com/post/277807062http://gallowspole.tumblr.com/post/277807062Thu, 10 Dec 2009 19:57:44 +0100buenafuente<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Hhgfz0zPmH4&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Hhgfz0zPmH4&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>=0</p>http://gallowspole.tumblr.com/post/277789018http://gallowspole.tumblr.com/post/277789018Thu, 10 Dec 2009 19:36:34 +0100google<img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kug6twMGte1qzrfwao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>WHY?!</p>http://gallowspole.tumblr.com/post/277747714http://gallowspole.tumblr.com/post/277747714Thu, 10 Dec 2009 18:49:08 +0100<img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuebm3DEVq1qzrfwao1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuebm3DEVq1qzrfwao2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>No. It’s red.</p> <p><b>Top Gear</b> (s14e04)</p>http://gallowspole.tumblr.com/post/276316351http://gallowspole.tumblr.com/post/276316351Wed, 09 Dec 2009 18:37:15 +0100top gear<img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku92jdZNV51qzhy30o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://fuckyeahsnl.tumblr.com/post/275286237/annahinks-cable-giant-comcast-this-week">fuckyeahsnl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://annahinks.tumblr.com/post/272174443">annahinks</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“Cable giant Comcast this week finalized a deal to acquire control of NBC Universal from General Electric for $6 billion.  The final sticking point to the deal was GE convincing Comcast that it’s still 1996.”</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>El primero de muchos.</p> <p>Chistes sobre Comcast adquiriendo NBC:</p> <ul> <li><strike>SNL</strike></li> <li><strike>Conan O’Brien</strike></li> <li><strike>Jimmy Fallon</strike></li> <li>30 Rock</li> </ul>http://gallowspole.tumblr.com/post/276159749http://gallowspole.tumblr.com/post/276159749Wed, 09 Dec 2009 15:47:42 +0100<img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kucyp70ux41qzi1m9o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://comounfenix.tumblr.com/post/275945398/via-primetimesoapjunkie81-comando">comounfenix</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(via <a href="http://primetimesoapjunkie81.tumblr.com/">primetimesoapjunkie81</a>)</p> <p>Comando!!</p> </blockquote> <p>Could I <b>BE </b>wearing any more clothes?</p>http://gallowspole.tumblr.com/post/276157289http://gallowspole.tumblr.com/post/276157289Wed, 09 Dec 2009 15:44:51 +0100<img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku8wndzJLU1qzvmcko1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://fuckyeahsnl.tumblr.com/post/275827234/meesters-blake-lively-snl-promo-photos">fuckyeahsnl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://meesters.tumblr.com/post/272025580/blake-lively-snl-promo-photos">meesters</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Blake Lively - SNL Promo Photos.</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>Gorgeous.</p>http://gallowspole.tumblr.com/post/276156569http://gallowspole.tumblr.com/post/276156569Wed, 09 Dec 2009 15:44:05 +0100<img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuazqhib9A1qzrfwao1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Qué bestias.</p>http://gallowspole.tumblr.com/post/273683283http://gallowspole.tumblr.com/post/273683283Mon, 07 Dec 2009 23:27:52 +0100<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/h1-SngQAUcU&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/h1-SngQAUcU&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/>http://gallowspole.tumblr.com/post/273608020http://gallowspole.tumblr.com/post/273608020Mon, 07 Dec 2009 22:24:38 +0100<img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku71vgZtp31qzrfwao1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Twilight. Worse than getting your face punched in.</p>http://gallowspole.tumblr.com/post/270623796http://gallowspole.tumblr.com/post/270623796Sat, 05 Dec 2009 20:23:40 +0100